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the queen is gone

fassungslosigkeit

als die nazis die flüchtlingsheime niederbrannten, habe ich geschwiegen… #wtf #merkelschweigt

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Ein leerstehendes Gebäude, in dem Asylbewerber unterkommen sollten, steht am 24.08.2015 in Weissach im Tal in Baden-Württemberg voll in Flammen. Der dreistöckige Altbau wurde bei dem Feuer weitgehend zerstört. Für eine Aussage zur Brandursache sei es noch zu früh, sagte ein Polizeisprecher am Montagmorgen. Ausschließen könne man derzeit nichts – auch keinen Brandanschlag. Foto: Friebe/SDMG/dpa +++(c) dpa – Bildfunk+++

strange

i live in an urban village where the pub owner for some reason has to display a public apology adressing her fucked up lessor who drove that great woman out of business.
it’s one of these irritating moments where you don’t think “what has the world come to?” but “why hasn’t the world changed?” and look on your disrupted reality, shaking your head in absolute discromprehension.

standing around stupid

while being a fan of taking a slower pace, i totally hate stupid people in my way. when you get off a train, you don’t stop instantly in front of the door for orientation. same rule for escalators and elevators. when you enter a train, the same is valid. move forward so the rest of us commuters can get on, too. if you meet friends on the street, don’t block the hole pavement while talking. find a fuckin café or invite them home.
if you shop more than 2 items in the grocery store take a basket or a shopping cart, when you are too motorically disabled to handle items, cash, and conversation simultaneously. people will hate you for not being able to quickly leave the till because you’re totally out of your depth due to counting money while balancing, cheese, milk and wine. what about using your head to estimate roughly what you have to pay and prepare your money while waiting in line?
if you…if you…if you…don’t stop. keep moving.
thx

f****n’ bagpacks

while i totally understand the usefulness of bagpacks, i still struggle with the motor abilities of their owners. yeah, it’s amazing, how many things you can fit in there, but please comprehend that this also means your personal size changes dramaticly. if i got hit on the head while sitting on the train, just because you’re too stupid to realise that with a bagpack your rear body doesn’t end with your ass anymore, i have a very strong urge to scatter you, your bagpack and its contents all over the place. take the stupid thing off and place it on the floor, burn it in the park or put it in the shredder, but stop acting like a complete idiot that bothers the hell out of me.

thank you!